It was on June 1, 1997 that I first met my first wife. It was pouring down rain and when I first saw
her, she was wearing a stripped polo shirt with overalls. Apparently in the late 90’s overalls were all
the rage but don’t feel bad, I missed that fad too. All I knew was that chick was hot.
We met at a Christian youth camp we both worked at that
summer. My job was to hire the summer
staff and so that spring I started reviewing applications. For whatever reason the camp’s application form
required applicants to submit a picture with their application, and when I opened
Heather’s I fell in love. Not only was
she the perfect applicant but she was also drop dead gorgeous. I told the staff she was hired and it was their
job to help her fall madly in love with me.
For my part it was love at first sight, first site of the picture she
had submitted.
For Heather’s part, she had just finished her freshman year
of college and was looking to get away from home and a small camp in the middle
of nowhere Indiana seemed like the best place to do it. When she first saw me, the word “geek”
flashed through her mind and the words “I’m not leaving my daughter here”
flashed through my future mother in laws mind.
My heart a twitter (that meant something different back
then) I set my plan in action. I abused
my authority and told folks if they wanted paid they needed to convince Heather
what a great guy I was. I event sent out
reconnaissance to learn everything about her and then my master plan hit a
snag. She had a boyfriend. Now I not only had to convince her I was
awesome but that I was better than the guy she was already dating. Thanks to some wonderful friends, the snow
job of the last century began. After a
while I’m sure Heather figured out something was going on but she continued to
play along nicely as my minions worked the plan.
Further intelligence revealed the boyfriend was more of a
childhood friend. They had grown up together,
their families were close, so they hung out a lot, but they were not a serious
couple. Perfect. Now it was time to make my move.
With all the pieces in place, I knew it was time to see if
the snow job had worked (and if I should pay the staff). 17 days after we met, I asked her out on a
date. To my surprise, and probably
everyone else’s, she said “Yes.” Mission
accomplished. Now everyone else was off
the hook but I had to deliver on whatever truths
I’m sure they told her about me.
We got to know each other pretty well that summer before she
returned to college. We both returned to
the same camp the following year and on July 18, 1998 I proposed and again to
everyone’s surprise she said, “Yes.” The
rest, as they say, is history.
As for that picture I first fell in love with, I stole it
from her application file and put it in my wallet, where it still is today. Ask me to see it sometime.
I need to correct one minor thing. Although it sounds funnier that I wanted to get away from home it really was quite the opposite. I had applied for a summer ministry team through my college that would serve at the camp in Iowa where I grew up all summer. After being told I wasn't what they were looking for I looked at other camps around the country. Being "from" Indiana and seeing as how that's where said "boyfriend" lived I thought that sounded like a good place to land.
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