Yesterday started out to be a lucky day and then went south fast.  I started by having a bowl of Lucky Charms and a cup of coffee.  Before heading to the office, and out of respect for my co-workers, I stopped to brush my teeth before leaving the house.
Whilst brushing my cell phone started going crazy getting text messages.  I tried ignoring it but my phone kept going off.  Thinking it might be important, texts rarely are, I turned to silence the menace.  As I turned, I caught the corner of a hand mirror and quickly sent it to the floor.  Gravity doing its thing the mirror hit the floor and shattered into the obligatory million pieces.
My 7 years of bad luck began instantly.  First, the incoming text messages weren’t from anyone important.  Second, while I was clearing out the massive text message thread someone even less important called my cell phone adding to the annoying menace.  Third, I wasn’t going to be home until well after the family got home so I needed to stop and clean up the shattered glass and silver flakes.  Fourth, when my wife went to get me a replacement mirror the only color Meijer had was bright purple.
Why do I need a hand mirror?  I use it to watch the hair thinning on the back of my head.
The moral of the story?  Don’t brush your teeth.
 
Friday, July 19, 2013
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